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Tag: Satire

“Nobody has any rights” says the privileged man

Canada has always prided itself as the True North strong and free, but recent events have caused us to become divided beyond repair.

Editorial Satire . April 3, 2022

Odd tales of pandemic’s past: Year Two

Human-raccoons roaming the streets, giant silver forks part of a twisted game show, and yes, another looming strike. What else did you expect going into this? It’s the Satire Feature, it’s gonna get weird.

Features Satire . April 3, 2022

Fast fashion will be completely dismantled by Earth Day

In an effort to fix global warming, large fashion company CEOs discuss their pledges to become fully eco-conscious.

Arts Satire . April 3, 2022

York introduces a new, magical mascot: Gandalf the Goose

As York unveils its newest mascot, community members question why it happened in the first place.

News Satire . April 3, 2022

COVID-19 vaccine found to cause adverse scavenger-like side effects in Toronto recipients

Side effects have also been linked to the recent surge in vicious raccoon attacks throughout the city.

Health Satire . April 3, 2022

Save a dollar (Screw the athlete)

OUA athletes at York are thinking two steps aheads and beating the shareholders to the punchline.

Satire Sports . March 30, 2022

BREAKING NEWS: COVID-19 confirmed to be created by boomers to blind Gen Zs and Millennials

Unappreciated Seniors Society release hand-written statement faulting themselves for COVID-19 pandemic.

News Satire . March 30, 2022

The millennial meltdown: York community implodes after a campus-wide technology ban

COVID-19 has forced many to become addicted to various forms of technology. York has attempted to come up with a solution to curb these issues, however this has seemingly made things worse.

News Satire . March 29, 2022

Are strikes the solution for improving students’ mental health?

The York Federation of Mental Health considers a strike as a symbol of support and solidarity for the mental health of students.

Health Satire . March 29, 2022

With rising gas prices comes the new age of horse riding

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to modern day polo, where the only things being kicked are limits and gas prices.

News Satire . March 29, 2022

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Opinion

Replacing British Constitutional Figureheads With Indigenous Ones

. January 30, 2023

Has Anyone Else Noticed a Change in Public Etiquette — or Is It Just Me?

. October 19, 2022

‘The Hustle’: No Longer the Exception, but the Rule

. September 18, 2022

Life’s Too Hard, So I’ll Just Stay in School

. September 11, 2022
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