York University Student-Athlete Gets Tetanus from Tait McKenzie Center Dumbbells
A look from our satire issue: Buck Daniels in critical condition after using university fitness equipment.
Einstein Appears on York Campus to Announce Discovery in Time Travel
The famed theoretical physicist announced the invention at York University this week.
The Infamous Five-Foot-Ten Hoodie Man Has Been Caught!
After months of fear due to a series of robberies at York University, the five-foot-ten suspect has finally been caught, and most are beyond flabbergasted.
Netflix Implements Monitoring Rule While Streaming
To combat inflation, Netflix is now limiting streaming services to only one person per screen.
Government Corrects Alcohol Guidelines — Again
An editing error resulted in recommendation of no more than 2 standard drinks per week; the corrected recommendation is 200 per week.
Joe Biden Saves Tree From Getting Cut Down on White House Grounds
President of the United States (POTUS) Joe Biden still cares about the environment.
“Nobody has any rights” says the privileged man
Canada has always prided itself as the True North strong and free, but recent events have caused us to become divided beyond repair.
Odd tales of pandemic’s past: Year Two
Human-raccoons roaming the streets, giant silver forks part of a twisted game show, and yes, another looming strike. What else did you expect going into this? It’s the Satire Feature, it’s gonna get weird.