
Animals fed up with litterbugs, attacks increase across the city
SATIRE: Across the city, wildlife, pets, birds, and insects alike have been attacking humans whenever they see one tossing their mask or gloves on the floor.
SATIRE: Across the city, wildlife, pets, birds, and insects alike have been attacking humans whenever they see one tossing their mask or gloves on the floor.
SATIRE: Unemployment rates, soaring housing prices, and a crashing economy has really shown the country that us millennials really are the laziest generation.
SATIRE: York’s new mandate will include evaluations of online etiquette dating as far back as January 11, for every class, every department, and every program.
SATIRE: A conversation regarding a failed dance course due to pet interference and how other students can avoid this unfortunate mishap.
SATIRE: Is it allergies or COVID-19? Why not both?
SATIRE: York’s new mental health initiative aims to provide students with mental health support in the form of weekly email blasts.
SATIRE: Lower standards, higher tuition, and a university prime minister that might be an alien. These are the reasons this was York’s most “decadent” year — just like the dessert.
SATIRE: The 2020 election won’t be the only thing President Biden wins during the pandemic.