With rising gas prices comes the new age of horse riding
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to modern day polo, where the only things being kicked are limits and gas prices.
Tag: Satire
Kim Kardashian urges the working class to “Get up and work”, improves rates of self-employment in women by 50 per cent
Kim Kardashian offers advice for women in business to work, well, more than they already are.
Animals fed up with litterbugs, attacks increase across the city
SATIRE: Across the city, wildlife, pets, birds, and insects alike have been attacking humans whenever they see one tossing their mask or gloves on the floor.
Stop complaining, you little free-loading millennials
SATIRE: Unemployment rates, soaring housing prices, and a crashing economy has really shown the country that us millennials really are the laziest generation.
Online etiquette will now account for 23 per cent of students’ final grades, according to new York policy
SATIRE: York’s new mandate will include evaluations of online etiquette dating as far back as January 11, for every class, every department, and every program.
Dance student fails online course due to pet interference
SATIRE: A conversation regarding a failed dance course due to pet interference and how other students can avoid this unfortunate mishap.
Seasonal allergies and COVID-19 agree to join forces
SATIRE: Is it allergies or COVID-19? Why not both?
York announces $5,000 tuition increase to fund mental health support for students
SATIRE: York’s new mental health initiative aims to provide students with mental health support in the form of weekly email blasts.
Online C’s get online degrees
SATIRE: Lower standards, higher tuition, and a university prime minister that might be an alien. These are the reasons this was York’s most “decadent” year — just like the dessert.
Biden offers Canada 1.5 million vaccines in exchange for all Roll Up to Win Tim Hortons cups of 2021
SATIRE: The 2020 election won’t be the only thing President Biden wins during the pandemic.