York announces $5,000 tuition increase to fund mental health support for students
SATIRE: York’s new mental health initiative aims to provide students with mental health support in the form of weekly email blasts.
Online C’s get online degrees
SATIRE: Lower standards, higher tuition, and a university prime minister that might be an alien. These are the reasons this was York’s most “decadent” year — just like the dessert.
Biden offers Canada 1.5 million vaccines in exchange for all Roll Up to Win Tim Hortons cups of 2021
SATIRE: The 2020 election won’t be the only thing President Biden wins during the pandemic.
A conversation with toilet paper hoarders about where they are now
SATIRE: Hoarders from the beginning of the pandemic explain what they really did with all the toilet paper they bought.
York’s media team gets its very own media team
SATIRE: The formation of a media team representing York’s media team has raised a few questions.
Social media use linked to perpetual joy, new research suggests
SATIRE: According to an entrusted team of researchers, the link is so strong, it may even fulfill the ‘meaning of life.’
Public outrage after woman with Karenitis was denied service at North York LCBO
SATIRE: Toronto stands with a woman who was wrongfully victimized for her debilitating Karenitis.
Online elections too inaccessible, YFS transitions to monarchy
SATIRE: The switch to monarchy was announced only by carrier pigeons.